Valentines Day…umm it’s TODAY!!!

| February 14, 2011 | Comments (0)

Chocolate covered strawberries, a dozen roses, a teddy bear, candy hearts, an I Love You necklace, blah blah blah. Just make a stop at Hallmark on your way home from work b/c they’ve brainwashed your wife/girlfriend/lover to expect something.

Who: Cupid

What: A contrived holiday you know as Valentine’s Day.

When: Today a$$hole!

Where: Your heart strings

Why: Because asking for an HJ under the table at dinner isn’t romantic enough for her.

For more than The JiST:

It’s too late for you if you are just figuring this out!!! Sorry bro.


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