Heeeere’s your sign – Ophiuchus

| January 13, 2011 | Comments (0)

I don’t give a rats ass about horoscopes or “your sign”. A lot of people do however.  I’m not gonna go into why, you can hit the link if you want, but there is a new zodiac sign. If you were born between November 29th and December 17th you are no longer a Sagitarius…you are an Ophiuchus.

What does the Ophiuchus represent you ask:

Ophiuchus is considered a healer of men and a doctor of medicine or science who seeks higher education and enlightenment, blah blah blah. I guess the nerds have their sign now

The addition has shifted the whole zodiac chart. I only put this in here because I think its hilarious that some people identify so much with their sign and rely on what others are that this shift is ruining people’s lives.  Calm down, Oprah is still on at 4pm, oh wait that’s over too…hahahaha…its gonna be a bad year for you.

The New Zodiac Chart

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

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