East Coast Earthquake rocks Virginia DC & Maryland

| August 23, 2011 | Comments (0)

There was a 5.9 magnitude that rocked the mid-atlantic today. For all the information you need go to our friends at East Coast Earthquake you can get to them here. This was the largest Earthquake to hit the east coast in over 80 years. There are over 500 earthquakes every year between 5.0 and 5.9 [...]

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You have paid your taxes, now its time for a life audit by KEOUGH

| April 14, 2011 | Comments (0)

Advance directley to GO… Throughout my twenties I would blow my tax refund on huge bartabs, escorts and a healthy dose of street-pharmascist perscribed medications. It was beautiful, really: A three day bender of top shelf liquior, a hooker that didn’t have scuff-marks from paved roads on her high-heels and the right script to keep [...]

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The Masters is a tradition, Keough is a train wreck, the two together…pull up a chair.

| April 14, 2011 | Comments (0)

Cocktail Hour…from Amen Corner Recommended drink while reading this article: Green BLAZER Iced Tea Potency: Safe to drive after three or four without women or children in the car crushed ice 1/2 shot Jim Beam 1/2 shot SoCo fill glass with Arizona green tea Don’t consider yourself a poor judge of character if you assumed [...]

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Shhh – Im napping

| April 14, 2011 | Comments (0)

Ok, I am trying to really maintain some balance here.  I have to juggle work, TWO bulldogs, a fiance and my golf game.  Oh and The JiST and Keough.  Lets just say keeping track of Keough by text is job enough. I realize I havent been really giving this brilliant idea the attention its needs.  [...]

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Cocktail Hour w/ Keough: Not your Fathers Game of Baseball

Cocktail Hour w/ Keough: Not your Fathers Game of Baseball

| March 30, 2011 | Comments (3)

“Not Your Fathers Game of Baseball” Remember that girl in high school that had tits like a bookshelf? Her ass was rock hard in Guess Jeans and you heard rumors that she was dating a college guy that drove a Mustang GT (basically-every awesome 80′s movie plot)? Much like me, you thought about her when [...]

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A new edition…not for the faint of heart editorials with KEOUGH

A new edition…not for the faint of heart editorials with KEOUGH

| March 30, 2011 | Comments (0)

So its been a while since we have posted anything.  I apologize for depriving you of the best way to get the “news” and our witty quips. I mean does the world need another smart ass.  I think so!!! So much so, I have hired the biggest smart ass I have ever met. The deal [...]

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Derek Jeter’s house…what being a New York Yankee will get you.

Derek Jeter’s house…what being a New York Yankee will get you.

| February 22, 2011 | Comments (0)

Construction recently finished on the new home for NY Yankee, Derek Jeter. I guess this is what a $22 million annual salary gets you. Read on to get the details.

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Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony traded to the New York Knicks

Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony traded to the New York Knicks

| February 22, 2011 | Comments (0)

A seven year NBA vet with the Nuggets, Anthony finally completes the deal that brings him back to the east coast. In related news, Spike Lee got a boner.

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Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) was a homeless drug addicted thief. I am SERIOUS!

Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) was a homeless drug addicted thief. I am SERIOUS!

| February 16, 2011 | Comments (0)

According to WarmingGlow.com Bizzare Foods host Andrew Zimmern was homeless at one point in his life. You can’t fault him for that. You can for stealing purses, and getting high all the time. Hey, who hasn’t used Comet to keep away the rats and roaches. Ever heard of college.

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Justin Bieber tells Rolling Stone America is EVIL

Justin Bieber tells Rolling Stone America is EVIL

| February 16, 2011 | Comments (0)

The newest issue of Rolling Stone mag features Justin Bieber (calling him Super Boy). He talks about sex (he’s 16, but looks 10), puberty (his balls haven’t dropped yet), and politics (he can’t vote for 2 years). Be enthralled in the genius that is Justin Bieber and the demise of Rolling Stone

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The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show winner is…a Scottish Dearhound? WTF?!?!

The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show winner is…a Scottish Dearhound? WTF?!?!

| February 16, 2011 | Comments (0)

Yup, that’s the dog that won Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show last night. Hickory took the title and apparently partied hard after the win. She made it rain biscuits all night at Club Doggie Style. Plus Triumph the insult comic dog makes an appearance inside.

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